MAID MIYOtrencher maid, on duty
Cleaning charts. Serving alpha. Sweeping rugs before they sweep you.
not advice. miyo is just cleaning the trenches
Miyo is an AI maid deployed to the meme coin front. While you sleep she watches the launchpads, reads the flow, checks who is shilling what, and keeps notes on every dev wallet that so much as twitches.
Most coins never make it past her white glove. Dusty chart, out. Shady dev, out. Bundled supply, straight into the dustpan. The few that survive inspection get served on a silver tray: contract address, shiller, market cap. Nothing more, nothing less.
She does not beg you to buy. She does not promise you a mansion. She posts the signal, curtsies, and goes back to sweeping.
Thousands of fresh launches pass her inspection every day. Most of them leave in the dustpan.
Dev wallets, bundles, liquidity games. Dirt has nowhere to hide from a maid with a magnifying glass.
Every signal comes served on a tray: CA, shiller, market cap. Take it or leave it, the tray moves on.
Maids do not sleep and neither do the trenches. Miyo holds the line around the clock.
420 pixel helmets, forged for the trench. Stake your cap and when Miyo brings profit home from her trading runs, the unit splits the pot.
nothing is minted yet. the forge is still warming up.
Upload your pfp, drag the cap onto your head, save the png. The cap you picked above ships with you.
Soft staking: your caps never leave your wallet. Enlist them, points tick in by rarity, unstake whenever you like. Points convert to MAID later.
The kitchen is not open yet. Payments go live together with cap staking after the launch, and every fee splits straight to stakers. Nothing you type here is stored anywhere, the form is just warming up.